Quest for a high paying job

Was putting in a few thoughts about what kind of job will give me a nice salary... so got in touch with a few friends.. and a few ideas flew..

the best ones, (of course from a single source), are...

1. Underworld

2. Politics

3. Bollywood



Though I do acknowledge above suggestions but unfortunately, my abysmally poor skill set in life make me not suitable for any of the above..

So still waiting for slightly more actionable inputs :)